He had never been much good between the sheets
But what really made Maureen flustered 
Was his apparent inability to produce any Tubby Custard. 
He would always watch Teletubbies with the door locked,
And when she found out why she divorced him on the spot.    Sun, Dec 7, 1997 

Check out these classic radio recordings from the archives...
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"...is it worth coming on air to play the same records every time and talk inane rubbish?"
The station operator of Wizard's Magic Spell, December 1999

Tony Stevens (UK Radio 99.3)
"If you don't put it up in the studio, how the hell can I know?!"
The Lighthouse 107.6 FM
"We're not having much success..."
Voz da Llama
including Vic Hitler's unique interpretation of 'Perfect Day'
Vic Hitler's Fresh Air 2000
More Tony Stevens! here and here
John Peel (Radio 1) 24th June 1999
John Peel (Radio 1) 29th June 1999
"Why is this red button flashing?"
Paul Johnson (UK 6266kHz SW)
 "...messing with peoples' toilets..."
Miscellaneous radio recordings 1985 - 1999

Interesting articles...

Pirate Chat July 1996 Radio Armadillo, "The Unsung Hero of the Shortwaves"

Some favourite links...

The Armadillo Page 365 things to do with an armadillo
Farmers Radio those crazy Dutch farmers from Holland
Cerys World
Frank's World bobbins puppets, turtles and stuff
SRS Short Wave Free Radio news and info
Station Sierra Sierra Pirate recordings, photos and more
UK Radio International